Surviving Little People: Have you Seen my Brain?

Typical Utterances from my tween
“I guess”
“Are you sure?”
“Whhaattt!!”
“Why does” or “Why not” are the typical beginnings to every conversation I have with my budding young man!!
I hear there have been many missing mommy brains throughout the centuries~All seemed to be found within 10 to 15 years.

Murphy's Law For Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leakproof thermoses -- will. 3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends. 5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended. 6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing. 7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look. 8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room. 9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator. 10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.