Surviving Little People: Four Legged Catastrophe

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Four Legged Catastrophe

"I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head and run around the backyard with me."

Brian Austin Green

Well, hubby went to Bible study as he does every Monday evening!! (Notice the exclamation marks) I really am thrilled that he goes and studies God's Word, I just feel bad for me who is then in for a night of "let's see how overwhelmed we can make mommy," since we have already been together 12hrs of this day. Each and every Monday evening our yellow Lab "escapes" to the outside by way of one of my children (Note- this is not a good thing). While chasing down said dog with 4 month old in hand, rain starts to pour down on me and the baby. My dog then decides to poop in the neighbor's yard and my 11 yr. old steps in it without shoes on. This is all happening as I am screaming for my children to go home so that said children will make it safely to tomorrow without getting run over by a car. Did I mention we are giving the dog to a new family? Just kidding. Of course we will keep the dog.

1 comments:

Nic said... [Reply to comment]: Bless your heart! I did imagine it though...LOL!; April 27, 2010 at 9:24 PM

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Murphy's Law For Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leakproof thermoses -- will. 3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends. 5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended. 6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing. 7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look. 8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room. 9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator. 10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.