Bathing Suits are, Sigh

This is my pick for a bathing suit and cover-up this year.
This should hide all of my “issues”.
I hope it gets here soon- the little people are itching to go to the pool.
“Mom, Can you slide down the big slide this year, you do not have a baby in your tummy?”
“Um, no dear, Mommy is still dealing with the after affects of giving birth.”
“What’s after affects.”