Child sent to bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Aha! Jokes
The word bedtime in our house is synonymous with anything but sleep!! We can start the bedtime process at 7, 8, 9 and we still have the same results kids awake until 10:00p.m.
- Self-proclaimed world’s worst “putter to bed” on the planet. No, Not Me !!
- I certainly never sit beside my children’s bed at bedtime after all other attempts at sleep have failed. No, Not Me!!
- I absolutely do not ever give-up or give in and let the little people come back down stairs. Not Me!!
- I Never believe their claim to being de-hydrated, starved, or scared. No, Not Me!!
Join me at MckMama’s today for Not Me Monday!!
1 comments:
One thing us moms are great at is prioritizing and choosing our battles! :D Love it!
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