Going with the flow!!

{This Week is now closed to catastrophes, limit has been reached}

Pondering the events of the week (my fabulous ability to break every possible gadget in the house) I decided to share my ever increasing woes with you. (Smile) 

One should not ever be made to say these things in the same sentence in the same week!! “Honey, I broke another laptop screen within 48 hrs. of breaking son #2’s laptop screen. Oh, and our only working phone's battery wire snapped”
Your son should not ever have to peg you as “the computer killer.”
To make my week officially fabulous, my hubby brought me ice cream from Dairy Queen since the kiddos and I set the oven on fire today!! (Don’t worry, Mom- the grandkids and I are fine.-smile)
On my Real Life Moms fan page I asked the question,  “What type of Mom are you?- Are you a white bread mom, whole wheat bread mom, or a grind the wheat make your own bread type mom?”
Almost all the ladies answered with whole wheat (Such good mommas)
Here was my answer-
“I bought my own wheat to grind with the intention of making my own whole wheat bread, but like every other fabulously over-the-top parenting idea I get, I ended up doing the exact opposite - white store-bought bread for us!!”

There is a Mouse in the House

Cheese or no cheese, I do not do mice!!

Mouse means mice which means infestation...

Maybe I am getting ahead of myself but surely your mother should not come in contact with a mouse while visiting your house on Mother's Day weekend!! 

My husband must go to war against these little vermin. Sorry to all you mice lovers out there, but I do not share my home with anything that cannot be litter/potty trained!! 

OOPS

Comment Issues!!


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My computer is hiding my comments.

I am using a new comment system and it is umm, yeah!!
Please accept my, "I am sooo sorry if I lose your comment in the next few days", as I try and figure out what I have done wrong.

What happened to the Power-

                    POWER OUTAGE?

       In fact, no. My dear hubby did not pay the bill, for    2 MONTHS.
       How you wonder does that happen to a man who crosses all his T's. Well, in his defense, we had a baby 2 months ago. 
          My embarrassment would have been kept between me and the electric guy had my in-laws not stopped in that very day for a quick 2 day visit before returning to their home from a vacation. Thankfully they were at the park with the kids when the "electric man" came.
I called my husband and told him to pay the bill and extra so that this would never happen again. 5 HOURS later our power was restored. Of course, I had to endure countless statements and questions such as,  

      "Wow, your house is the only one without power."
      "I wonder why everyone else has power but you!!
      "Did they say why the power was out?"
      "Don't you find it strange that you don't have power?"
      "Do they know what they need to do to fix your power?"

UM, YEAH, PAY THE BILL - THAT SHOULD FIX IT!!
 Of course I did not say that, I just kept ignoring them hoping they would stop their endless questioning!! They never did find out the "cause" of the outage but we did have to buy dinner that night since I had to send my crockpot to my neighbors to cook.     

Day 4220 Of Parenthood

OOPS, OOPS, AND MORE OOPS!!

As a blogging newbie I want to apologize for several errors which will be listed below. Forgive me as I learn my way around the blogging world with little to no knowledge of computers or the internet.             

1. Sign up for a McKlinky Pregnancy Roundup and I am not pregnant.
2. Somehow end up with 2 Blogger dashboards, which cofuses the Friends Following Friends system at Mom Bloggers Club. (My screen names are Fabulously Chaotic and Surviving Little People.)
3. Sign up for an e-mail system that I am not sure how to get back to. It is not Yahoo or Google.
4. Put previously published posts back into drafts so they can't be accessed through archives. I figured that out after a fellow blogger came to read my Florida Archive and it was missing!!
5. Have not figured out how to put reply to comments on my blog so that I can answer your comment.

I am sure I have been guilty of many more blogging faux pas - Girls thanks for your patience.

Day 4187 of Parenthood

Well, this day did not start any different than the rest. My neighbor came over with instructions for cat sitting. Simultaneously to her ringing the doorbell my precious 2 year old started peeing all over the floor in front of the door. Really! Where, oh where did his pants and diaper go? If that was the end of the incident I may not have mentioned it, but when he came running through the entryway he slipped and fell in the puddle of pee, thus coating his whole body. I am sure my sweet neighbor was thinking, “Have another kid,” as she offered to hold my 7 week old so I could clean up.